Neverstorm

Imma update something.
Cool.

I don't care how stupid you are. I don't care what you're apology is.
But for the love of god
AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

LORD KEFKA DEMANDS

THAT YOU STOP CLICKING THOSE WORTHLESS LINKS ON MSN SENT TO YOU. WHAT KIND OF LINKS?
SWEETOFFERRR
NEVERSTORM.PICTURES

OR WHATEVER

THEY GIVE YOU VIRUS
AND VIRUS EQUALS YOU SENDING VIRUS TO OTHER PEOPLE
EQUALING ANNOYING ME TO NO ENDS.

Lord Kefka has spoken.
Don't be stupid and click an MSN linkage when they are offline and it goes to some site you've never heard of.
Please.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Victor

1.Name
roots from latin word "Victor" meaning victory.
Noun
"Yo, Victor, hows life man?"
2.Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as
"hustla", this individual is particularly good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his xs still chase him.
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him.

This name can also translate to "Winner, triumphant, #1" in various languages.
"dam nigz, u is a Victor"
3. A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it....Use CAUTION when in the vicinity of said male species; as they can suck you in and bend you to their will; stripping you of all your values and moral beliefs. Also highly contagious...most men wanna be him and all females wanna have him. Has the ability to turn you into a wimpering ball of flesh with one comment, leaving victim to question their validity for life.
#1: dude what's the matter with you? Why you sucking your thumb?

#2: I got victorized!

#1: Wanna blankey now?

[I do have to say, I like my name. A LOT xD]

2.) Your age?
19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

[OH SHI- NO WONDER 19 SUCKS BALLS D: ]

3.) One of your friends?
Elin
1. A young, swedish, highly intelligent blonde woman who stays up all night. She is a hardcore liberal who loves her mama.
2. a young, blonde, swedish girl with a bitchy attitude and alot of friends. She knows how to have a good time, yet usually embarresses herself, without knowing it, in the process. She seems pretty cool and somewhat dangerous, but really is the most innocent preson you will ever meet.

[You might not be, but I'm loling myself as of the moment xD]

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

[WHAT?! XDDDD]

5.) Favorite color?
Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

[Wooooaaaaaah maaaaaaan]

6.) Birthplace?
Sweden

A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.

Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.

An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.

Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!

[we rock your socks]

7.) Month of your birth?
November

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.

[Now if I could only find a hot and sexy rockstar]

8.) Last person you talked to?
Olov

Olov isn't defined yet.

[XDDDDDDD]

9.) One of your nicknames?
Nev

Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.

[No shit?]

And I'll tag you, you and that guy hiding behind his chair. YEAH I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!

This journal isn't tagged.

c:

SHE TAGGED ME AGAIN!

1) Name:
- Carl Victor Ekelund

2) Name Backwards:
- Dnuleke Rotciv Lrac

3) Were you named after anyone?:
- After my mom's friend, Victoria. NO WAI.

4) Does your name mean anything?:
- Victor: Victorious
Carl: Free Man
I AM THE VICTORIOUS FREE MAN

5) Nick Name(s):
- VICKY APPARENTLY

6) Screen Name(s):
- Neverstorm, NV, NS, Nev, Nevstorm, Gorx, Gorxy, Number One Evil.

7) Date of Birth:
- 14th November 1989

8) Place of Birth:
- ARE YOU HITTING ON MY MOM!?

9) Nationality:
- Swedish and a tad Netherlandish.

10) Current Location:
- Sweden, but I hope to live in Britain or USA later on. 8D

11) Sign:
- I'll sting you when you least expect it, because I'm both the Scorpion and the Snake.
Ya know what that means?
That's right.
I have both the SEX SYMBOLS of BOTH zodiacs.

12) Religion:
- ATHEIST

13) Height:
- 187- something cm.

14) Weight:
- 64 kg I SHOULD REALLY WORK OUT SOME MORE.

15) Shoe Size:
- I wears 9,5?

16) Hair colour:
- Dark Brown

17) Eye colour:
- Brown-nesss

18) What do you look like?:
- TALL, COOL AND HAS PENIS. NEED ANY MORE INFORMATION?

19) Innie or Outie?:
- WUT?

20) Righty, Lefty, both:
- Righty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?:
- I'm straight but I am bi-curious! xD

22) Best friends?:
- Foreverstorm, Paws, Niiiiina.

23) Best friend you trust the most:
- PROLLY NINA CUS IT IS HARD FOR SWEDISH PEOPLE TO KNOW SHIT FROM MALAYSIA.

24) Best friends {your sex}:
- FOREVERSTORM

25) Best friends of the opposite sex:
- NINA AND PAWS.

26) Best Bud(s):
- SORRY I HAS NO BUDS ONLY FRIENDS LULZ

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
- I WISH

28) Crush:
- she's like this gurl who won't leave me alone <333

29) Parent(s):
- mum and dad.

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s):
- Azooma, Airbin.

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s):
- NINA AND JUSUE.

33) Funniest friend:
- Foreverstorm fo sure.

34) Craziest friend:
- Paws fo sure.

35) Advice Friend:
- Rachel fo sure.

36) Loudest Friend:
- Jusue fo sure.

37) Person you cry with:
- NO ONE BECAUSE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AFTER BAD DAYS HA HA HA HA HA- no I don't.

PART 2
Do You Have...

38) Any sisters:
- FIVE OF THEM ARGH.

39) Any brothers:
- NONE D:

40) Any pets:
- am allergic

41) A Disease:
- INSANITY IS A DISEASE RIGHT?

42) A Pager:
- NO THX

43) A Personal phone line:
- NO

44) A Cell phone:
- Yeah but, I hate cell phones. Only reason I have it because EVERYONE PLUS TWO MORE nagged me to death to get one.

45) A Lava lamp:
- KILLER LAMP

46) A Pool or hot tub:
- if only D:

47) A Car:
- no, but perhaps one day.


PART 3
Describe Your...

48) Personality:
- YOU DECIDE

49) Driving:
- CRASH BOOM AND OTHER SOUND EFFECTS

50) Car or one you want:
- WHATEVER

51) Room:
- Do I have to?

52) What's missing?:
- NOT TELLING

53) School:
- AWESOME cus we has no homework 8D

54) Bed:
- large, comfy, roomy, not heaven.

55) Relationship with your parent(s):
- They're cool but way too overprotective. >_>


PART 4
Do You...

56) Believe in yourself:
- HEEEEEEEEEELL YEAH

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?:
- IUNNO YOU TELL ME

58) Consider yourself a good listener:
- I have bad hearing, so I doubt it. Chat with me instead lol.

60) Get along with your parents:
- TIME FROM TIME.

61) Save your e-mail conversations:
- SINCE THE DAY I GOT MSN.

62) Pray:
- I'M ON THE HIIIIIIIGHWAY TO HEEEEEEEELL

63) Believe in reincarnation:
- YEAH RIGHT WHATEVER

64) Like to make fun of people:
- All people do that, DUH.

65) Like to talk on the phone:
- hate it

66) Like to eat?:
- who doesn't?

67) Like to drive:
- ARGH WHATEVER

68) Get motion sickness:
- no

69) Eat the stems of broccoli:
- ew.

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork:
- WHY USE A FORK WHEN YOU CAN USE A SPOON?

71) Dream in color:
- LONG TIME SINCE I DREAMT XD

72) Type with your fingers on home row:
- WTF

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal:
- no D:

74) Right next to you:
- MAH HDTV

75) On the walls of your room:
- BRITISH FLAG OF JUSTICE.

76) On your mouse pad:
- my mouse...?

77) Your dream car:
- repeated question!!

78) Your dream date:
- SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS TEEE HEEE

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
- WHERE I CAN BE ALONE WITH ME HONEY

80) Your dream husband/wife:
- 8"D LET'S GO TO VEGAS.

81) Your bedtime:
- VARIES

82) Under your bed:
- HOLY SHIT STUFF

83) The single most important question:
- WHAT

84) Your bad time of the day:
- EVERY SINGLE MINUTE

85) Your worst fear(s):
- Heights. God help me. D:

86) The weather like:
- SUNNEEEH

87) The time?:
- 13:21

88) The date?:
- October 19th, 2008

89) The best trick you ever played on someone:
- HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY

90) The weirdest food or drink that you eat:
- CAN'T REMEMBER

91) Theme Song:
- RISE AGAINST - BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

92) The hardest thing about growing up:
- IUNNO YOU TELL ME

93) Your funniest experience:
- I CAN'T CHOOSE.

94) Your scariest moment:
- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DUNNO BAD MEMORY LOL

95) The silliest thing you've said:
- DUN WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?:
- GOD WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE LOVE QUESTIONS?!

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend:
- dunno

98) The worst feeling in the world:
- HEIGHTS FOR GOD SAKE HEIGHTS D:

99) The best feeling in the world:
- THIS IS ANNOYING ME NOW


I HATE THESE 99 QUESTIONS

I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL





BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY BELONG

IN HELL!